"The historic city of Gotham was extinguished by a thick fog this morning, reducing visibility to a quarter mile or less. This is serious: a dense fog advisory has been issued for all of NYC and Long Island through noon." via
While my son Henry is very bright, he is also three and a half years old, so he rarely says things that really surprise me because I taught him all of the words he knows.
Automatic cars are for pussies
I drive stick but still hold their hand #bossassbitch
This fucking show
Adventure Time tackles those hard philosophical questions.